Sunday, May 16, 2010

Crossing a Border

Forwarded by Linda Donovan~



Crossing a Border?
 

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! 


IF YOU CROSS THE 
NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR 
 
IF YOU CROSS THE 
IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. 

IF YOU CROSS THE 
AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. 

IF YOU CROSS THE 
SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. 

IF YOU CROSS THE 
CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. 

IF YOU CROSS THE 
VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. 

IF YOU CROSS THE 
CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. 

IF YOU CROSS THE 
U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET   

1 - A JOB, 
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE, 
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, 
4 - WELFARE, 
5 - FOOD STAMPS, 
6 - CREDIT CARDS, 
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, 
8 - FREE EDUCATION, 
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE, 
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON 
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT 



I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION. 

Are WE dumb or what ????? 

1 comment:

  1. An additional benefit that could be added to that list is the fact that you would have an ignoramus United States President who will pander to you and do anything to get you registered to vote for him.

    Obama is a blithering idiot and is more dangerous than John Kerry ever was. Gov. Jan Brewer of AZ has it right in her opinion of him.

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